中华合规署 · CHINAMAXX AGENCY
apparently you're Chinese now. let's see how Chinese.
tap everything in this apartment that you actually own or do in real life. our auntie bureaucracy will audit your premises and issue a stamped Chinamaxx Compliance Report — % score, tier (Tourist / Convert / Uncle-level / Ancestral), and a short list of what you're still doing wrong.
CHINAMAXX COMPLIANCE REPORT
tier: ANCESTRAL. your humidifier has a name and a personality.
– audit complete. nothing to flag. the auntie reviewing this card has gone quiet, which is the highest praise.
中华合规署
CHINAMAXX AGENCY
CMX-301294
CHINAMAXX COMPLIANCE REPORT — household audit
tier: UNCLE-LEVEL. spotted squatting on the curb with a Tsingtao.
– no humidifier. dry heat entering throat. cold-water drinker detected — dangerous qi. mother already knows.
中华合规署
CHINAMAXX AGENCY
CMX-118402
not legally binding in the PRC. binding in the group chat.